Yahoo News is reporting that a Japanese man threw hundreds of beetle larvae into a moving train in an attempt to scare female passengers. You see, this man didn't care if hundreds of beetle larvae scared male passengers, he only cared about scaring the females.

"I wanted to see women get scared and shake their legs," police quoted 35-year-old Manabu Mizuta as saying.

Apparently there have been dozens of reports of similar incidents on the train line over the past month. Can you imagine the discussion in jail? "Hey why you in the slammer?" "Oh I threw some worms on a train".

This guy gets the subway douche of the week award!